the zombie apocalypse call center

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Heroes of the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center

WHAT WILL YOU DO TO END THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

The zombie apocalypse rages on…

The mysterious CEO of Zombii Co has set loose his super zombies in a bid to escalate the zombie apocalypse for his own sinister purposes.

Sam and his teammates have tried to find a cure for the zombie virus, but now Sam is infected with a strain of the virus that allows him to telepathically communicate with the other zombies.

Can Sam prove to his teammates that he’s still trustworthy?

Or will he betray them to the CEO of Zombii Co?

If Sam and his team can't find a way to trust each other and work together, Sam could lose more than his humanity. He could lose everyone that matters to him and condemn the world to a never end zombie apocalypse.

The Ambulance Ride from Hell part 2

I’ve pulled the stretcher part of the way, but I can hear the panic in Dan’s voice. I hurriedly lower the stretcher to the street and slam the doors shut. The last thing I want are kids getting some free painkillers from our emergency stash.

“Tonya, where are you. I need you here now!”

I run to the open front door and hurry past the kitchen to the living room, where Dan is trying to restrain a white woman, who I’m going to guess is Jenny. She has her teeth bared. Black mucus is pour out of nostrils and Dan is struggling to keep her hands off of him.

“What happened?” I pant.

“She just launched herself at me, as soon I walked in the living room. Didn’t say a word or anything. She keeps trying to bite me.”

“I wish you told me to bring a sedative.”

“I was panicking. I still am. Now, can you help?” Dan testily asks.

“Sure.”

I walk over to Jenny and she suddenly tries to lunge toward me.

“No you don’t,” Dan grunts out as he pulls on her arms.

Jenny abruptly pulls one of her arms, bringing his arm right by her mouth. Then she chomps down on as hard as she can.

Dan shrieks in pain and lets her arms go. Jenny rips her mouth away, taking some flesh and blood with her, and then pushes Dan away, and rounds on me.

There’s a vase beside me. I grab it and as she lunges at me, I hit her across the face. The vase smacks into her and she gutterly howls and backs up a step. I do a sweep kick and knock her legs out from her and she crashes to the ground.

I start to go toward Dan, but Jenny pushes herself up to her feet.

“Impossible,” I mutter. An ordinary person would be knocked out, but Jenny keeps taking the hits and ticking.

“Unngrrryyy,” Jenny growls at me, and then swings one of her arms at me.

I block her arm with my forearm, and when she follows up with her other arm, I move to the side and then grab and throw her. I send her careening into a wall and thankfully, this time, she doesn’t get up, just laying there motionlessly. I’ll check her in a moment.

“Dan, are you ok?”

“I-I, no, I’m not ok. She bit part of my forearm. I think I can see my bone.”

Shit. I feel nauseated, but I don’t have time for that. I’ve got two patients now.

“Sit tight. I’ll be back with some first aid.”

Author’s note: This is a short story excerpt set in the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center Universe. Each week I’ll write another part of the story on here. If you enjoy, check out the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center series and my free story, The Zombie Apocalypse Convenience Store

You can read part 1 of this story here.

The Ambulance Ride from Hell part 1

The Ambulance Ride from Hell Day 1

“Ambulance 2901, report in! I’ve got a pickup for you,” The dispatcher crackles through the com on my ride. I think its Esther. It sounds like her, albeit a bit more irritated than usual. I glance over at Dan, who’s eating his sandwich and he shrugs. I’m driving the ambulance. I take one hand off the wheel and grab the com and push the button.

“Ambulance 2901 reporting in, Dispatcher. What do you have for us?”

“Ambulance 2901, an address is being downloaded to your ambulance GPS now. Its low priority, but you need to pick up Jenny Sawyer, who’s apparently been bitten by a zombie.

“Say again, Dispatcher?” I ask incredulously.

“You heard it right. We got a call from the Zombii Co. call center, of all places, telling us that one of their customers has gotten bitten by a zombie. I’m sending you guys to check it out. I think it’s a prank call and I’ve already let them know what’ll happen if it is, but we still need someone to check it out and you’re the closest guys we’ve got, so I need you to check out the address and see if Jenny Sawyer has been bitten and then evaluate and bring her in if you need to.”

“Roger Dispatcher. Over and out!”

I put the com back on its stand and check the GPS. I’ll need to turn in half a mile. Since this is low priority, I keep the sirens and lights off.

“Oh jeez, Tonya, can you believe their sending us to check on if someone got bit by zombie? There’s no such things as zombies,” Dan says.

“Yeah, it’s crazy, but then again we live in a world where there’s a zombie apocalypse call center. My neighbors are actually on their silver plan, if you can believe it,” I reply.

Dan rolls his eyes and says, “It takes all types, doesn’t it?”

“Indeed it does.”

We reach the point where we need to turn, and I turn the ambulance left onto a narrow suburban road. The house we’re looking for is to the right, about a quarter of mile in. I can see it, and it looks like the front door has been left open. All the other houses look normal, an idyllic scene of suburbia. I see a couple kids on the street laying and I wonder how someone could call in that they got bitten by a zombie.

I park the ambulance on the side of the road and Dan hops out with a medkit in hand and heads to the open door. I turn the ambulance off and go to the back door and open it and get the stretcher ready, just in case we need to either restrain the person or if they actually medical assistance.

“Tonya, get in here!” Dan yells.

To be continued in part 2…

Author’s note: This is a short story excerpt set in the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center Universe. Each week I’ll write another part of the story on here. If you enjoy, check out the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center series and my free story, The Zombie Apocalypse Convenience Store

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What will you do to find a cure?

Sam’s got a lead on the cure for the zombie virus.

But to get the cure, Sam has to do something that doesn’t come easily to him. He’s got to follow orders from Garret, a no-nonsense, by the book commander who isn’t impressed with Sam’s customer support skills or his lack of discipline. But can Sam and Garret work together, when Sam does anything but follow the rules?

To find the cure, Garret and Sam need to infiltrate a Zombii Co. factory, but the factory contains more secrets than just the cure. It contains Zombii Co’s other experiments with zombies and an insane manager willing to do anything it takes to keep those secrets where they belong, including infecting everyone in the factory with the zombie virus.

When Sam’s mission goes sideways, he has to fight his way through acid spitting zombies and super zombies while working with Garret to keep his unit alive, and keeping all of them uninfected.

If Sam doesn’t get his act together, he could lose his friends.

Worse…

He could lose the cure that can save the world from the zombie apocalypse

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WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL, TO HELP YOU SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

Sam thinks his job at the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center is a joke.

Zombies aren’t real and the customers who call in for support about their guns and conspiracy theories are crazy!

Sam knows the Zombie Apocalypse will never happen.

Until one day the Zombie Apocalypse does happen…

Now Sam and his fellow analysts have to figure out how the zombie apocalypse started and how to cure the zombies, while also keeping the customers alive and well-stocked with ammo.

On top of that Sam is juggling potential romances with two of his co-workers, Michelle and Ember. His manager Ben is micro-managing him about his call stats and customer happiness, and he has to defend the call center from invading zombies.

Will Sam discover the cause of the zombies?

Will he get his manager off his back?

Will he find love?

Will he survive the zombie apocalypse?

You’ll be kept in suspense by the dystopic action and adventure of the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center.

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The Zombie Apocalypse Call Center is now available for pre-orders

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WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL, TO HELP YOU SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

Sam thinks his job at the Zombie Apocalypse Call Center is a joke.

Zombies aren’t real and the customers who call in for support about their guns and conspiracy theories are crazy!

Sam knows the Zombie Apocalypse will never happen.

Until one day the Zombie Apocalypse does happen…

Now Sam and his fellow analysts have to figure out how the zombie apocalypse started and how to cure the zombies, while also keeping the customers alive and well-stocked with ammo.

On top of that Sam is juggling potential romances with two of his co-workers, Michelle and Ember. His manager Ben is micro-managing him about his call stats and customer happiness, and he has to defend the call center from invading zombies.

Will Sam discover the cause of the zombies?

Will he get his manager off his back?

Will he find love?

Will he survive the zombie apocalypse?

You’ll be kept in suspense by the dystopic action and adventure of the zombie apocalypse.

Get it now.